|
Do you all know those commercials for that piece of shit product “Your Baby Can Read”? It features a bunch of, like, newborns, still dripping with amniotic fluid, reading or acting out the words their shit-for-brains, idiot parents are showing them on pieces of paper/flash cards? Then the parents look at the Continue reading My Baby Can Plead! Aidyn: (walking into kitchen) Mommy, can we get a big brother and a baby brother and baby sister? Me: (staring blankly at my wee one) Where do we get all that? Aidyn: Maybe we can get a baby brother and baby sister and then find a store that has big brothers … Me: (still Continue reading A Conversation with Aidyn – Tuesday Version So, I’m a real estate agent now … and most people know that. My son isn’t so clear on what I do so we discussed it a bit today … BABY: ”Mommy where are you going?” ME: “To work, Sweets” BABY: ”What are you going to do … What do you do …” Continue reading Aidyn’s Take On The New Job … One of my worst nightmares – besides a ‘black/brown” color scheme – is something terrible happening while I’m alone w/ the baby. Often I find myself doing strange things like unplugging everything in the house before going to bed or leaving some extra catnip by the front door just to make sure the cat continues Continue reading I Could Always Get a Rottweiler … Being the award winning time managment type I am, it’s damn near 4am and I’m up watching Making the Band 4 … Because you know when you’ve gotta be up in 4 hours … That’s what you do, right … In case it’s escaped anybody, I’m being sarcastic … Episode’s done and I’m off Continue reading Conversation with Baby – Late Night My last night in London and I’m giving the baby a call to let him know I’ll see him soon … My sister picks up and hands the phone to Aidyn … Baby: Hi Mommy … Where are you? Me: HI BABY!!!! Mommy’s still in London … How are you? Mommy misses you! Baby: Continue reading Conversation w/ Baby – UK Edition Ever since the baby started speaking, I’ve been fascinated by his versions of common everyday phrases and words … Most of the time, I wish he’d walk around with subtitles or something, but he gets his point across and when I finally realize what he’s saying … it’s just priceless! Here are some of Continue reading Aidyn’s Lexicon |
   |
|
Copyright © 2010 Polymer Clay Snails - All Rights Reserved 17 queries. 0.504 seconds. |
|
