You May Have an Eating Disorder if …
- your 5y/o starts to hide his Teddy Grahams from you …
- you start to wonder if things like spit and phlegm have calories …
- … you decide they do and refuse to swallow all day …
- you’ve convince yourself that chocolate chip cookie’s are part of the major food groups …
- you walk into the subway and think you see a sign that says ‘fewer carbs’ when it actually says ‘fewer CARS’ …
- you step into a meeting for Recovering anorexics/bulimics believing it’s a new chapter of the ‘fast trak’ system of Weight Watchers …
- you decide gum and water is a great diet …
- you think 77lbs is a perfect weight …
- you have to contact the makers of Barbie’s clothes to construct ur wardrobe …
- breakfast is usually you fighting the birds at Central Park for their free pieces of discarded bread …
omg, you crack me up!
That is sooo funny. Great list.