Regarding the Puppy …

My sister wants a puppy.

You would think I’d be getting this kind of thing from my 5y/o and not my grown, 21y/o sister. “I want a puppy!”, she’d say at least a dozen times this year. “I’m getting a puppy!”, she texts.

Well.

Dear Little Sister,

We HAVE a puppy!! She’s almost 13 years old and has already accepted the cat without argument. She has endured multiple, unprovoked kitty jabs to the face and tail. To add insult to injury, I went and had a baby and I KNOW she’s resentful over that! You think she attacks and tosses the baby’s Stinky Bear around by accident? She’s sending a message! and it’s one I suggest you take seriously!

The dog aside … you know our other, much bigger problem, don’t you?  Our cat, Tabitha.  You know she’s not going to tolerate such insolence and betrayal!  Heads will, literally, roll!  You’d have to sleep with one eye open — We’d ALL have to …

Listen, do what you feel is right.  But before you actually acquire a new, furry, sweet, adorable, little, defenseless puppy-dog … think:  does THIS look like someone willing to share and accept a new member into our family?

Yeah!  I didn’t think so, either …

3 comments to Regarding the Puppy …

  • Mill

    LMFAO!! It’s ok I’ll take her aside and have a nice long talk with her tonight, and im sure she’ll understand..

    She already knows shes the apple of my eye LOL

    I’ll ease her into the idea easily…now as it goes for Cookie, she’ll probably pack her bags and leave! LMAO

  • Noelia

    LMAO!!! omg this was too much. I have def heard about this puppy. I told her the same thing. You already have a dog. According to her its not her dog. I LOVE LOVE LOVE the pic of Tabitha!! And Nydia you’re hillarious! lol

  • Jerome

    LMAO, The dynamics of introducing a new member to the existing tribe is very delicate to say the lease! Good luck. Love the pictures and blogg. ;-)

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