My Dearest, Dearest Coach,
I’ve obsessed over admired you for quite some time now. I’m finally in a position that will allow me to enjoy the fruits of your labor and I think it’s time we … started a relationship.
I walked into one of your stores on 5th Ave a couple of days ago and felt like I had walked into the happiest place on earth! All sorts of pretty, shiny, soft, satiny things … just calling out at me! Even the faceless mannequins seemed to speak to me — until I realized it was one of the salespeople “respectfully” asking me to stop drooling on the merchandise.
Not really.
But that’s what those reproachful looks on their faces said, anyway …
In any case, I want to thank you for Kyle, who took pity on me and helped me spend money I don’t really yet have … I walked out with many pretty things … and a bit poorer BUT it’s ok…
I have enough love for the both of us.
See you soon,
XOXO
