Open Letter to God …

Dear God,

I realize people write letters and pray to you all the time requesting stuff like world peace, a cure to cancer and, in some cases, a pair of Manolo Blahnik’s.  I can also appreciate that the supreme and busy being that you are, might at times become annoyed by such silly requests

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Saved on the E Train …

The other day … I found myself lingering at work … just winding down and preparing stuff for the next day.

I noticed it was nearing 7pm so I rush out of work and make my way to the subway station …

I’m in the middle of checking Twitter and Facebook when I’m approached

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Deliver Us From Evil …

There should be a warning advisory on any Entenmann’s item!   Something like:

WARNING: The contents of this package may possess mind-controlling properties … May cause temporary black-outs and extended periods of bingeing and compulsive over-eating … May cause unusual primal-like aggression toward others within 5 ft. of you and the contents of this package. 

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