Dear God,
I realize people write letters and pray to you all the time requesting stuff like world peace, a cure to cancer and, in some cases, a pair of Manolo Blahnik’s. I can also appreciate that the supreme and busy being that you are, might at times become annoyed by such silly requests
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The other day … I found myself lingering at work … just winding down and preparing stuff for the next day.
I noticed it was nearing 7pm so I rush out of work and make my way to the subway station …
I’m in the middle of checking Twitter and Facebook when I’m approached
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There should be a warning advisory on any Entenmann’s item! Something like:
WARNING: The contents of this package may possess mind-controlling properties … May cause temporary black-outs and extended periods of bingeing and compulsive over-eating … May cause unusual primal-like aggression toward others within 5 ft. of you and the contents of this package.
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